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Sensitive Macho Man

by crazyskills on Jun.17, 2009, under stream of consciousness

I’m a manly man,
What kicks my ass is saying Goodbye.
It’s Mister Macho Man to you.
Sometimes I like a good cry.

I’ll pound any punk ass
within my reach,
then go for that romantic
walk on the beach.

I’m down with a rumble,
or a good bar fight,
right after dinner with you
over candlelight.

I’ll blow the crap out of a deer
in a stealthy hunt,
but baby, I need to feel loved -
if I may be so blunt.

Hold me,
while I kick this guy’s ass
Hug me,
while I score my touchdown pass.
Love me,
I’m a sensitive macho man.

I’d love a quiet picnic with you
right after the big game.
Your eyes are such a pretty blue,
It’s too bad I forgot your name.

You skin is so smooth
like a satin sheet,
but excuse me while I
bludgeon this here geek.

Hold me,
while I score my touchdown pass.
Hug me,
while I kick this guy’s ass.
Love me,
I’m a sensitive macho man.

Yes I like poetry.
You got a problem with that?
It’s just you and me and a blanket,
sleepless in Seattle tonight.

Hold me,
while I crush this beer can on my head.
Touch me,
or I’ll watch Baywatch instead.
Hug me,
I’m a sensitive macho man…

I’m a sensitive macho, macho man.
I’m a sensitive macho, macho man.
I’m so sensitive.
I’m so sensitive.

This song sounds like the Dave Matthews Band.
I admit it it’s true.
You tell anybody I wrote this song,
I’ll beat the crap
out of you.

What you lookin at?

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HTML 5 Demo

by crazyskills on Jun.17, 2009, under tech

crazyskills.net/html5.php [crazyskills.net]

Please note you will need an HTML 5 compliant browser to see this page properly, and so far, none of the HTML 5 browsers have full support for all the tags, but it’s still pretty cool.

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